Cure My Hemorrhoids

Discount Theatre Podcast Episode 1 – The one with the Hemorrhoid gag!

What are symptoms of Hemorrhoids?

Ihave a 4 wek old bub and I was getting extrremly constipated. I fixed that up now for the last 2 weeks when I have had to poop the stool is soft but i near go through the roof. It feels as though I am pooping razor blades. It is a stinging and tearing sensation. When I wipe myself there is bright red blood like a period but in the wrong spot.I have got my hubby to see if anything is hanging out and he said there is nothing there. What is wrong with me and is there a cure. I want to be able to pooh in peace again.
Sorry for being so graphic

It’s very common to get hemorrhoids from childbirth. Hemorrhoids are a varicose vein in your recturm. You’ll need to eat high fiber, whole grain foods, plenty of water, even taking metamucil or pericolace to help have a bowel movement. Your bowels are still hard and they are ripping against your rectum. That is why your see bright red bood. You may even feel like you have swelling. Take frequent sitz baths to relieve the pain. I remember the same feeling! It will get better as your body continues to heal from childbirth. You could also try some hemorrhoid cream so you won’t feel the tearing and the sore, itchy feeling afterward.